Brooklyn Beckham has BLASTED his mum Victoria Beckham saying she ‘emotionally abused him’ by carrying him like a chippy tea when he was a baby
Brooklyn Beckham has BLASTED his mum Victoria Beckham saying she ‘emotionally abused him’ by carrying him like a chippy tea when he was a baby
Brooklyn Beckham never expected a family joke to explode the way it did.
It started on a quiet afternoon when he was scrolling through old photos with friends, laughing at a picture of his mum carrying him as a baby—tucked under one arm, wrapped in a blanket, dangling like a takeaway dinner on the way home. “Honestly,” Brooklyn joked, shaking his head, “she carried me like a chippy tea.” Everyone laughed. Someone recorded it. Someone else posted it.
By the next morning, headlines screamed chaos. “Brooklyn BLASTS Victoria Beckham!” “Emotionally Abused as a Baby!” Brooklyn stared at his phone in disbelief as notifications poured in. Victoria, reading the same headlines in her kitchen, raised an eyebrow, half amused, half horrified. “Emotional abuse?” she muttered. “You slept through everything.”
That evening, the family sat together, laughing harder than the internet ever could. Victoria pulled Brooklyn into a hug. “For the record,” she said, “you were the most expensive chippy tea I ever carried.” Brooklyn grinned, realizing how easily a joke could turn into drama—and how, in the end, family humor was stronger than any headline.
